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Thought  I would share.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...      

 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore frickin lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants.  

 

THE END

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